Ok fellas, before you go getting shitty about how long it's taken to get the debrief up stop and think.... ok now you can get shitty. LOL, been busy anyways boys but now i'm on night shift i may as well take the time to write this thing up in company hours!! LOL...
So lets get started!!
First up, i gotta say that was again another sensational session and us versus the BOTS is definately a great way of having a slay fest!! And it was a lot harder this time with 6 of us at first against the 10 Hack bots that Dingo has created. They were kicking our arses for the first bit there and it wasn't untill we started to work together as a team and flood that we got the edge back. Was bloody hard work though. I don't think we won a round untill we hit the radar parts map. Tell you what though, with the 5 second respawn it was full on carnage in that room when we were trying to cap that flag!! Insane!! There was shit going down everywhere!! Bodyparts, Teamkilling and Teabagging!! Crazy!!
All up though i think we did a good job and when Skiddy and Brim arrived it boosted the ranks enough for us to start taking the lead. Good to see you guys too, Skiddy is Fully's younger bro from TP and he went pretty bloody well for his first run with us. Good to have ya with us bro and hope to see ya next sesh.... Also Brim joined us for a run who is another of Fully's family and he went well too. I've seen him a few times now on various servers and he can definately hold his own. All you guys need now is to get onto Vent and we'll all be talking trash in no time. Although one thing that worried me was Brim's comments about Fully's wang.... or i think that maybe fuly may have had his hands on the keyboard at that time.... still....
WTF? LOL!!!
Ok, so lets talk about some of the funny shit that went down. First off i reckon we need to talk about Dingo's champion effort with Glenno's Mortar. Mate when someones firing mortars in game, it's generally not a good idea to put your face over the barrel. It usually means certain death for yourself and whoever fires the bloody thing. Which in ths case was Glenn and the result? Well lets just say that the Red Mist that was hanging around was the remains of Dingo and Glenn... At least the grass will be a lot greener for a while with all that blood and bone!! LOL...
Another funny thing was poor old Nutterz and his time space continuum where he was lagging behind on Vent by 3 minutes!! WTF dude, thats crazy... he was hearing everything we were saying 3 minutes after we said it heh heh... would have made things interesting.... Wow dude, nice jedi mind trick!!
Also of note were the 4 grudgeys we ended up having. First off was me and Beam which ended in a well deserved draw. Bloody close dude and with 17 seconds to go i thought i might take it out by hiding. But you found me and managed to square it up in the dying moments. Props to you dude and well fought. (Although i wonder how you found me so "easily"...... Dingo..... not accusing you of anything but i'm Watching you!! *Points 2 fingers at own eyes then points back at you.... lol)
The next Grudgey off the rank was Splinter V Dingo... the battle of the old blokes!! LOL... and it was a bloody entertaining match up with the both of them thrashing it out to the bitter end. Very close battle but i think Splinter may have got there but i can't remember the final score so someone needs to verify it for me... But well done both of ya's on a good battle and a good laugh.
Next was Splinter and myself, backing it up again and this time it was a one sided affair with me dishing it out with the Panzer as well as a side order of fresh BALLS... LOL!! Yep there was quite a few Brutal Teabaggins going down as well as the up down up down prone dry hump for good measure... Oh and Splinter, for losing the grudgey too me mate, i request next session you change your name to..... Honky's Puss Puss.... in return for branding me with that same name for not showing for the previous session... lol!! But props too you also mate, you still got a few good shots on me and it wasn't all one way traffic thats for sure!! A good laugh too mate, your a bloody good sport.... now "here puss puss puss......" lol!!
Ok final Grudgey was the Battle of the young blokes with Nutterz and Beams having a quick spare of the minute "throw down" Which turned out to be the funniest grudgey and most entertaining one so far!! And the result was a bit of a surprise with Nutterz taking Beams out in a fairly convincing fashion. And it didn't just stop with the Panzer rounds as Beams dead body recieved multiple embarressing teabaggins for good measure. The only time i saw Beams try to return the favour he got his positioning wrong and pulled off what can only be described as an rather suss looking reverse cowgirl squat on Nutterz waste that left everybody wondering i we were actually watching gay porn!! LOL!! Your gonna have to practise Beams... the Teabag is not a move that is mastered easily young grasshopper!! LOL!!
OK boys i really need to take off and do some work, but i just found that the work computers have Windows movie maker on them so i might have to run home and grab some vid i took of Beams V Nutterz and make it up tonight some time if i get the chance. Will post up asap anyways so check back to see if it's there....
Anyways, good gaming with ya's and i'll see ya's next sesh!!
Honky