Kill joy wishing game

Ok so here goes... someone makes a wish... then the next person grants it but it's a kill joy...

for example:
I wish i had the new Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2!!
Granted but it's needs a hi end PC to run and your old chunker is gonna cost you $2000 to get up to spec.... and your missus says NO!!

Get the idea? after you grant their wish you make one of your own... so i'll start it off next post...

I wish i could look at porn at work!!

Fk me you blokes have no imagination...

I wish i could look at porn at work

Granted but the only sites you can get on are male pornand now your work mates think your gay...

I wish i had ninja skills!!

granted but the only skills you got are finding male porn sites at work and now your work mates think your gay!!!

Granted... but when the ninja shoes you ordered arrive, they turn out to be pink ballet shoes with sky blue laces and the mob you ordered from go bust after your shoes arrive...


I wish I could fuck a playboy bunny!!

Granted but when you get her to the bedroom you are told she will be replaced by Hugh Heffner and that he is going to fuck you instead.


Is that how it works coz I wish holdens would win the championship this year lol.

Holdens to win the championship?

Granted, but they spend all their money getting their cars up to scratch that they go bust and Fords win the championship for the next million years!! lol lol

I wish i could have a 3 some with angelina and scarlett....

Granted... but they lock you out of the bedroom and take your missus instead!!!


I wish I could be a gaming GOD!!!!

granted but everyone will think you're a hacker! (believe me i get it all the time, being as awesome as i am).

i wish i had a computer that could actually play cod 4.

Granted but when you go to play it, you get stabbed by all the =PGN= boys you back stabbed in TF2 so much that you get the shits and rage quit and every body laughs at you and you never play it again

I wish i could fly

Granted but when you go for a take off you run straight into a flock of seagulls causing you
to lose sight of where you are going and you trip over a rock and bury your face in the gravel.


I wish i could catch a barramundi on fly gear

Granted, but just as i go to snap the photo of you holding it up, it slips out of your hands and escapes and i don't get the photo... and i deny it to everyone you tell the story to!!

I wish fking hax get a horrible yeast infection of the arse!!

Granted but then they start mass bleeding from the arse and you are the only one there to clean up the mess.

I wish i could win lotto and didn't have to go to work anymore.

Granted but the lotto win you get is 5th division and worth $12 and you don't have to go to work any more cause you've been sacked for looking at man porn!!

I wish i had a million bucks and didn't have to work anymore... lol

granted but once your buy a big house and spend all your time banging supermodels and partying all your friends will be all like "you've changed man" and you'll be like "screw you i have money" and then month later you'll wake up in a big pile of money and women and realize that none of it matters and that you want your friends back but realize that you were a douche and can't get them back now and you'll commit suicide.

i wish i was 300 meters tall!

wish granted but I am a little hard of hearing I thought you said you wish you cock was 30 mm small so I lengthen it for you pin dick


I wish honkys mom would stop sucking my cock

Granted but your mum takes her place... and thats just fucked up dude....

I wish women had 2 vaginas

Wish granted women only have one but you stick you dick in her thats close enough one cunt on her and one inside her

I wish I had massive land with a river flowing out sea, plenty of fishing and crabbing and a harem of gorges babes to do my bidding and drive my boat for me and bait my fish.

sick burn dude sick lol

Granted but the Land you get is a swamp infested with sand flies, the only fish you catch are blowies, the women you have on the island all have STD's and worse still the only crabbing you get to do is pulling the little fuckers out of your pubes.....

I wish i had a Bugatti Veyron

nice lol

wish granted except its a lemon you have nothing but problems with it and on top of that the conditions of owning it you have to be driven around by this supermegafugly chick and will not start the car until you give her doggy style while licking the sweet and puss off her back.

I wish for modern warfare come out now for free

omg Ryker... FAIL lol.... dude i'm sure you can do better than that?????

Granted but it's shit and IGN gives it a 1.5 rating and your the only bloke that plays it and ervyone ridicules you for it....

lol LAME....

I wish Ryker could come up with better material.... lol

so do I so do I

fuck you lol

Granted Honky but by the time he comes up with anything better he is already back behind every one else so remains a constant loser.... lol


I wish I had a boat like Greg Normans and the money to run it.

well if I had any cofidence it is now shatted fuck you all wah fucking wah